アメリカはテキサスにあるUniversity of Texas at Austinでナース目指して勉強中。日々思う事をかなり適当に書き綴る。目先の目標は2010年卒業。卒業した暁には値段を気にせず美味しい物をたらふく食べたいと願う。


by ecotama
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My gas tank is full

Yes, my gas tank is full. This doesn't mean anything about my car. This is about.... the natural gas from my body.

As I got to TX, I've been eating lots of Tex-Mex, Mexican, and BBQ. That sounds really TX, doesn't it? If you know about those foods, you know there are lots of beans. I've been eating lots of beans lately. You know beans are really healthy foods which contain lots of fiber. This fiber is working so good inside of my body, and I keep spreading my natural gas from my....... you know? Somehow, it is so STINK!!! I can't believe myself my fart is so STINK!!! It is hard to describe what kinds of smell my fart is. Of course, you don't want to know.

Today, I've been farting since I woke up. Everywhere I go, I fart. So, you know exactly where I walked in the house because you can trace. When I woke up, my room was full of my natural gas. I eliminated my natural gas inside of my bed, and it went out through the blanket. My dog was sleeping under the blanket, but she came out of the blanket right after I fart. I'm sorry Ginger. I forgot a dog can smell more than we do.

I plan to run tomorrow morning to get rid of some gas. I feel so sorry for my mother and father-in-law. They knew..... that smell came from me....While I'm writing this, I'm filling up in this room with my natural gas.

Eating beans is good, but never ever eat too much...
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by ecotama | 2005-09-06 11:25 | Texas